I’m slightly tipsy and just watched the second ep of orphan black and man does tatianna maslany slay

allison has the mom car and puffy vest jacket she was only missin the mom hairstyle of katja

Just watched the first ep of orphan black ahhh omg it’s good

gal gadot more like gal gaDAMN

WHOA just saw those newly released Wonder Woman pics…

tfw you’re on your way to discreetly go poop but then your friend says she needs to take a shower

folkmessiah:

getting spoken to as if i’m straight by straight people who assume everyone is straight, subsequently feeling like the world’s most useless and irritated secret agent

lemondifficult:

"Haha! Americans don’t have free healthcare!"

Yeah it’s actually a serious problem people are literally dying can this stop being a silly nationalistic insult?

my counselor probably thinks I’m dead

15-year-old me:MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
me now:for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance